I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.
Oral pleasure as performed on a chicken, usu. female. Note: this act is often complex when attempted as a single individual. For best results, twowhite-gloved attendants are recommended. Each should quietly take one of the chicken’s feet carefully with the inside hand, then turn to face away from the point of access. Repeat as needed.
According to IMDB, Kubrick cut a scene involving chunnilingus from “Eyes Wide Shut” after becoming frustrated with Tom Cruise’s energy.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."