I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.
Oral pleasure as performed on a chicken, usu. female. Note: this act is often complex when attempted as a single individual. For best results, two white-gloved attendants are recommended. Each should quietly take one of the chicken’s feet carefully with the inside hand, then turn to face away from the point of access. Repeat as needed.