Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014

drunkstalgia

The erroneously fond memory of a past relationship due to alcohol

Poor Bob, got hammered and texted his ex nine times; another victim of drunkstalgia"

by SilentBob73 May 12, 2014

Rogen-Head

A particularly lush bud of marijuana

That's some fierce Rogen-Head you're blazin' right there ...

by SilentBob73 December 30, 2014

Alt. Pop

Music that has all the qualities of pop (i.e. good rhythm, easy style, soft beats), yet has deep meaning or a complicated musical architecture.

Sarah McLachlan's new album is some fierce Alt. Pop.

by SilentBob73 September 20, 2014

big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 January 01, 2016

Bulltits

The state of being as useless as teats on a bull

Hey - Mark screwed up again...
Man - that guy is Bulltits !!!

by SilentBob73 June 21, 2014

breitbartian

A denizen of the Breitbart "News" Network.

Generally a caucasian, outwardly Christian, middle to lower-class male of limited education and/or intellect who subscribes to ridiculous conspiracy theories and outdated societal norms.
Pronounced similar to "Wal-Martian"

Apparently the Breitbartians now believe the Hillary Clinton is a succubus that used her demon sex-powers to ensorcel Trump into collusion with Russia.

by SilentBob73 December 11, 2018