7 definitions by SilentBob73

1
A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.
Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up
by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014
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Music that has all the qualities of pop (i.e. good rhythm, easy style, soft beats), yet has deep meaning or a complicated musical architecture.
Sarah McLachlan's new album is some fierce Alt. Pop.
by SilentBob73 September 20, 2014
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A denizen of the Breitbart "News" Network.

Generally a caucasian, outwardly Christian, middle to lower-class male of limited education and/or intellect who subscribes to ridiculous conspiracy theories and outdated societal norms.
Pronounced similar to "Wal-Martian"
Apparently the Breitbartians now believe the Hillary Clinton is a succubus that used her demon sex-powers to ensorcel Trump into collusion with Russia.
by SilentBob73 December 11, 2018
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The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food
After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...
by SilentBob73 October 31, 2015
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The erroneously fond memory of a past relationship due to alcohol
Poor Bob, got hammered and texted his ex nine times; another victim of drunkstalgia"
by SilentBob73 May 12, 2014
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The state of being as useless as teats on a bull
Hey - Mark screwed up again...
Man - that guy is Bulltits !!!
by SilentBob73 June 21, 2014
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