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Chabbing

The male equivalent to Vabbing where the individual first gets a good amount of dick cheese and dabs or smears it on different areas on their body cologne would normally be applied to catch the attention of the opposite sex. Can also be referred to as Schmabbing when referring to schmagma as opposed to Dick cheese in formal circles
There are gonna be tons of girls at the club tonight!

Yeah I know I haven't washed my dick in 2 days want to make sure I had a decent Chabbing (Schmabbing) scent for my wrists,neck and behind my ears!!
by Dornstar20 July 14, 2022
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Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
by hermitkraber December 8, 2014
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Crabbing

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
by Snifflypig March 31, 2021
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chubbing

Getting an erection!

When the male organ becomes enlarged due to sexual arousal or physical stimulation.
I swear when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I was chubbing the whole time!
by Cappy1 January 14, 2017
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Chobbing

The act of having relaxing fun with your friends. Usually involves computer games, films and beers. If you've spent your time chobbing, then afterwards you could say that you've had a chob.
On saturday we got loads of food, beer and films in and spent the whole night chobbing. It was really swift.
by swiftpete November 26, 2010
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Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.
"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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Crabbing

When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\
Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me 🦀
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\
by Discord Mob Leader May 16, 2020
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