Cepale 

Absolute Gigchad of a man with a masculine physique and a phat ass.

Carrington: Wow look at that guy he must have the last name Cepale!

Cepale by AnUglyFuck August 24, 2022

Ben Ceaplen

an absolute cunt that has no life but to go to the gym. he thinks he gets all the girls even though its just his dad paying them. ben is a cunt. he has a small dick and has man boobs. he shows off his muscles in the mirror making him look like a prick. fuck you ben. fuck you

ben ceaplen is a cunt

Ben Ceaplen by ben ceaplen is a cunt June 13, 2018

CAPalert 

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.

What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?

CAPalert by the mad one February 28, 2004

Capalert 

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

Capalert by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

capalert.com 

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.

capalert.com by You know, that guy May 12, 2003

CapAlert 

A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infallible" but often turns out the wrong score based on the fact that he doesn't really pay attention to the films he rates.

No one died in Lilo & Stitch, so the CapAlert score on the page for that movie cannot possibly be correct.

CapAlert by Nat Rator May 26, 2004

Capalert 

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)

Capalert craap-alert!

Capalert by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003