Celebantic

A person who experiences romantic and/or sexual attraction to others, but consciously chooses to practice celibacy; distinguished from asexual by the presence of natural attraction despite the choice to abstain.

"Yeah, I heard Kole was celebantic all along."

Celebantic by rtex17 June 20, 2026

Celebritician 

A pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. Celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a shit about what they have to say. Celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the masses towards voting against their own interest.

Man1- did you see that speech Palin gave to the Tea-baggers?
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!

Celebritician by Jen Schmen February 9, 2010

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

celebant 

used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate

I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3

celebant by melodious-joy September 16, 2006

Celebating 

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

Celebating by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015

celebitician 

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.

Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.

celebitician by Sonya Bible, Attorney at Law January 20, 2009

celebant 

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

celebant by Joran September 16, 2006