celebitician
celebitician by Sonya Bible, Attorney at Law January 20, 2009
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Celebritician
A pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. Celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a shit about what they have to say. Celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the masses towards voting against their own interest.
Man1- did you see that speech Palin gave to the Tea-baggers?
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
Celebritician by Jen Schmen February 9, 2010
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Celebritician
A celebrity that runs for political office. A politician who uses their former celebrity status to garner votes and gain free publicity.
Sonny Bono, Jesse "the body" Ventura and Ronald Reagan are all great examples of celebriticians. Donald Trump is using the popularity of public persona to really cash in as a celebritician. Reality Politics
Celebritician by la petite femme March 23, 2016
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