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illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.

ceebonics 

Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.
Dave Chappelle talking in Ceebonics is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
ceebonics by mDub1255 December 25, 2007

celebitician 

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.
Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.

cellbonics 

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.
My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.
cellbonics by foodtopia February 4, 2010

Celebolitics 

Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda, Tim Robbins, Madonna, and other celebrities use their celebrity to voice their celebolitics.
Celebolitics by David Chidester November 11, 2006

celebrotic 

celebrotic stuff at celebsfamous.com
celebrotic by celebsfamous June 8, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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