A pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. Celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a shit about what they have to say. Celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the masses towards voting against their own interest.
Man1- did you see that speech Palin gave to the Tea-baggers?
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
by Jen Schmen February 9, 2010
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Sonny Bono, Jesse "the body" Ventura and Ronald Reagan are all great examples of celebriticians. Donald Trump is using the popularity of public persona to really cash in as a celebritician. Reality Politics
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This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.
"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.
by Adam Laughlin June 2, 2005
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George Clooney is a good person who makes decent movies. But one more celebritarian move & I'm taking all his titles off my NetFlix queue.
by juke of url January 19, 2010
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Adam Kokesh is such a celebritarian. He seriously thinks he’s going to sell 100 Eventbrite tickets at his upcoming political side event. Adam VS The Man is a great show but it ain’t X-Files or Cops. Adam has a long way to go before his pie in the sky goals will ever be achieved. Keep believing in yourself Adam, you’ll get there one day kiddo!
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