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Celebritician 

A pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. Celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a shit about what they have to say. Celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the masses towards voting against their own interest.
Man1- did you see that speech Palin gave to the Tea-baggers?
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
Celebritician by Jen Schmen February 9, 2010
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Celebritician 

A celebrity that runs for political office. A politician who uses their former celebrity status to garner votes and gain free publicity.
Sonny Bono, Jesse "the body" Ventura and Ronald Reagan are all great examples of celebriticians. Donald Trump is using the popularity of public persona to really cash in as a celebritician. Reality Politics
Celebritician by la petite femme March 23, 2016
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celebritarian 

This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.
"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.

celebitician 

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.
Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.

celebritarian 

Media people who emerge during international disasters asking for donations, playing the lead rôle in Guilting for Dollars.
George Clooney is a good person who makes decent movies. But one more celebritarian move & I'm taking all his titles off my NetFlix queue.
celebritarian by juke of url January 19, 2010

Celebritarian 

Someone who has achieved celebrity status within the Libertarian party but isn’t always a celebrity in the eyes of the general public.
Adam Kokesh is such a celebritarian. He seriously thinks he’s going to sell 100 Eventbrite tickets at his upcoming political side event. Adam VS The Man is a great show but it ain’t X-Files or Cops. Adam has a long way to go before his pie in the sky goals will ever be achieved. Keep believing in yourself Adam, you’ll get there one day kiddo!
Celebritarian by IcyHot August 24, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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