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cayoodle 

A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.
Pete is not a particular breed; he's just a cayoodle.
cayoodle by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007
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Slang for a strap-on from latin cat meaning pussy and wood meaning penis
I have to use my catwood because i have no penis.
Catwood by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010

Cayoodle 

Kī-ōōdl N. Origin Louisiana- As a mutt is the offspring of two mixed breed dogs, a cayoodle is the offspring of two mutts. Often a result of the irresponsible keeping of two dogs of poor genetic diversity resulting in a litter of horribly mutated little monsters of no distinct origin.
"What the hell is that thing? Is that a third ear?"

"Dats jus Boudreaux's cayoodle."
Cayoodle by Catahoulahowl March 17, 2019

Cayoodle 

An incompetent professional like a doctor or lawyer; a moronic person generally.
These cayoodles have no idea what they are doing (in reference to one's team of lawyers).

Hey, get a load of these fucking cayoodles (in reference to someone doing something generally stupid on the side of the road).
Cayoodle by joelpupuffnik September 25, 2015

cywood-pinder 

An action that occurs when one twists ones ankle by accidentally rolling the foot inward. Usually occurs when wearing high heels.
Girl: "Ow! I got a cywood-pinder when I stepped off that curb!"
cywood-pinder by Smelli Mae July 13, 2010
Surname of the slightly deranged, they often enjoy random outbursts of non-funny spasms which they themselves will find quite hilarious. Although fairly intelligent, a Cawood would rather annoy others by acting in a slightly crazy manner than get along with tasks set to them. Although Cawoods will generally come from wealthy backgrounds, they will often not carry on the good nature of their parents and instead wish pain upon many others by waving their countless £20 notes in your face.
B - What's that guys surname?

J - Cawood i think

A - Yeah he's the strange guy
Cawood by atothebizzle January 19, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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