Kī-ōōdl N. Origin Louisiana- As a mutt is the offspring of two mixed breed dogs, a cayoodle is the offspring of two mutts. Often a result of the irresponsible keeping of two dogs of poor genetic diversity resulting in a litter of horribly mutated little monsters of no distinct origin.

"What the hell is that thing? Is that a third ear?"

"Dats jus Boudreaux's cayoodle."

Cayoodle by Catahoulahowl March 17, 2019

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Cayoodle

An incompetent professional like a doctor or lawyer; a moronic person generally.

These cayoodles have no idea what they are doing (in reference to one's team of lawyers).

Hey, get a load of these fucking cayoodles (in reference to someone doing something generally stupid on the side of the road).

Cayoodle by joelpupuffnik September 25, 2015

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cywood-pinder

An action that occurs when one twists ones ankle by accidentally rolling the foot inward. Usually occurs when wearing high heels.

Girl: "Ow! I got a cywood-pinder when I stepped off that curb!"

cywood-pinder by Smelli Mae July 13, 2010

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Cawood

Surname of the slightly deranged, they often enjoy random outbursts of non-funny spasms which they themselves will find quite hilarious. Although fairly intelligent, a Cawood would rather annoy others by acting in a slightly crazy manner than get along with tasks set to them. Although Cawoods will generally come from wealthy backgrounds, they will often not carry on the good nature of their parents and instead wish pain upon many others by waving their countless £20 notes in your face.

B - What's that guys surname?

J - Cawood i think

A - Yeah he's the strange guy

Cawood by atothebizzle January 19, 2011

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