Catwood

Slang for a strap-on from latin cat meaning pussy and wood meaning penis

I have to use my catwood because i have no penis.

by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010

catfood

Drugs, of smokable nature

Smokin' catfood, tokin' catfood, ready to pap you if we have to

by odawg December 1, 2007

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

Caywood

A Caywood is when you get a running start and jump and butt-slide across a slick table.

DUDE! That was a wicked Sick Caywood!

YEAH! Now my butt is sore

by Master Lockwolf November 16, 2005

Catfood

What is left after you eat all of the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms.

"Dude you ate all the marshmallows and left the catfood in my box of Lucky Charms. Not cool dude."

by cegamer2003 April 15, 2009

eating the catfood

give oral sex to a woman

-he draws me pictures of himself eating the catfood so i can excited about the pleasure he will give me later-

by punkdtn May 23, 2006

catfood-head

(noun) A person who speaks foolishly, as if their head is filled with catfood instead of brains.

- Dude, Mark, that was so uncool. You are such a catfood-head!

by TinkerbellRIC November 12, 2008