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Smokin' catfood, tokin' catfood, ready to pap you if we have to
catfood by odawg December 1, 2007

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein
"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."
catfood monster by crazyjayman June 13, 2009
A Caywood is when you get a running start and jump and butt-slide across a slick table.
DUDE! That was a wicked Sick Caywood!

YEAH! Now my butt is sore
Caywood by Master Lockwolf November 16, 2005
What is left after you eat all of the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms.
"Dude you ate all the marshmallows and left the catfood in my box of Lucky Charms. Not cool dude."
Catfood by cegamer2003 April 15, 2009

eating the catfood 

give oral sex to a woman
-he draws me pictures of himself eating the catfood so i can excited about the pleasure he will give me later-
eating the catfood by punkdtn May 23, 2006

catfood-head

(noun) A person who speaks foolishly, as if their head is filled with catfood instead of brains.
- Dude, Mark, that was so uncool. You are such a catfood-head!
catfood-head by TinkerbellRIC November 12, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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