Catwood 

Slang for a strap-on from latin cat meaning pussy and wood meaning penis

I have to use my catwood because i have no penis.

Catwood by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010

catfood 

Drugs, of smokable nature

Smokin' catfood, tokin' catfood, ready to pap you if we have to

catfood by odawg December 1, 2007

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

catfood monster by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

Caywood 

A Caywood is when you get a running start and jump and butt-slide across a slick table.

DUDE! That was a wicked Sick Caywood!

YEAH! Now my butt is sore

Caywood by Master Lockwolf November 16, 2005

Catfood 

What is left after you eat all of the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms.

"Dude you ate all the marshmallows and left the catfood in my box of Lucky Charms. Not cool dude."

Catfood by cegamer2003 April 15, 2009

eating the catfood 

give oral sex to a woman

-he draws me pictures of himself eating the catfood so i can excited about the pleasure he will give me later-

eating the catfood by punkdtn May 23, 2006

catfood-head

(noun) A person who speaks foolishly, as if their head is filled with catfood instead of brains.

- Dude, Mark, that was so uncool. You are such a catfood-head!

catfood-head by TinkerbellRIC November 12, 2008