Cawood 

Surname of the slightly deranged, they often enjoy random outbursts of non-funny spasms which they themselves will find quite hilarious. Although fairly intelligent, a Cawood would rather annoy others by acting in a slightly crazy manner than get along with tasks set to them. Although Cawoods will generally come from wealthy backgrounds, they will often not carry on the good nature of their parents and instead wish pain upon many others by waving their countless £20 notes in your face.

B - What's that guys surname?

J - Cawood i think

A - Yeah he's the strange guy

Cawood by atothebizzle January 19, 2011

cayoodle 

A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.

Pete is not a particular breed; he's just a cayoodle.

cayoodle by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007

Cwood Chicks 

This rare species (also referred to as rich bitches)is a a bunch of females that think they are above everyone else, they spend way to much time on their phones at partys, and cry if they get drunk. This rare breed is slowly taking over cwood with their large amounts of money and bitchy attitudes. But don’t dare call them rich because they work for absolutely everything aka mommy and daddy. Don’t show up to their party’s or they’ll accuse you of using them for their houses even though they use certain “friends” for their houses already. They call people sketchy for smoking yet they all smoke on the occasions and drink a 2/6 every Friday and Saturday. Be careful when coming to cwood you might get blinded by all of their pure white Air Force ones.

Person 1: Why am I hearing Ppl say nigga when there’s no black ppl?

Person 2:Because the cwood chicks are here

Cwood Chicks by Unknown123431 January 21, 2019

Canoodling Hoagie 

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).

As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

Canoodling Hoagie by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009

kit and caboodle 

To get everything included. To get all the bells and whistles.
The Combonation.

I thought she'd buy me a fishing pole for my birthday.She bought the the whole kit and caboodle,hooks and everthing.

I brought her a stove,refrigerator,microwave oven and dishwasher,the whole kit and caboodle.

Instead of buying our entertainment center piece by piece. We went ahead and got the whole kit and caboodle.

kit and caboodle by Clump A Clay October 1, 2007

Canoodlemonster 

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.

Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!

Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

Canoodling 

The disgustingly sweet cuddling of two very close individuals who are most likely romantic partners. Generally used in a sarcastic way.

"If you two are done Canoodling, we could actually start this game."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."

Canoodling by Catsreadbookstoo June 28, 2016