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A cawred is someone who hates people who are frusse. Just like NotVinnyCosplayer. Cawred solos all of fiction and life
That cawred Is so strong and smart
Cawred by RatioRow March 3, 2022
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Past tense of cawking. When a bunch of dudes collect their semen in a bucket then dump it on a person followed by dumping a bucket of feathers on the person. The phrase "YOU JUST GOT CAWKED" is then shouted.
Fred was being an asshole so all the guys at school got together and cawked him.
Cawked by Master E. September 9, 2014
The new aroma or scent in the california air because of the legalization of weed.
Be careful outside today, the weather is Caweedy. Wear a mask!
caweedy by Created for a purpose October 15, 2020
Drunk in New England.
You went to the bah and got all cawked up?
cawked by Leesermay September 29, 2013
A short term to express the phrase “I really don’t care.” When the other person said something rude or unwarranted, you say “cared” to show that what they said means nothing to you and is honestly purposeless.
Adam: “I’m sorry babe I can’t pick you up from work anymore, i’m too lazy.”
Lisa: “Cared adam. You don’t ever show you care about me.”
Cared by cheymed April 3, 2019
“Hey! Your surname is Cawrey”
“I know. I’m not dumb
cawrey by Enderboo June 6, 2021
Northern Don's getting over excited helping others.
Hey Don, helping that old person gave me a stonking Caredon..
caredon by Don of Don town. April 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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