Cawked 

Past tense of cawking. When a bunch of dudes collect their semen in a bucket then dump it on a person followed by dumping a bucket of feathers on the person. The phrase "YOU JUST GOT CAWKED" is then shouted.

Fred was being an asshole so all the guys at school got together and cawked him.

Cawked by Master E. September 9, 2014

cawked 

Drunk in New England.

You went to the bah and got all cawked up?

cawked by Leesermay September 29, 2013

Carked it 

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

Ass caked in shit by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

carked it 

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Caked up 

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

Caked up by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Muffin-caked 

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

Muffin-caked by TrishaE September 27, 2019