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cawked
Drunk in New England.
Carked it
I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come
“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”
Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”
Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018
Ass caked in shit
When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
Ass caked in shit by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021
carked it
carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022
Caked up
Caked up by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018
Muffin-caked
When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
Muffin-caked by TrishaE September 27, 2019
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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