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A short term to express the phrase “I really don’t care.” When the other person said something rude or unwarranted, you say “cared” to show that what they said means nothing to you and is honestly purposeless.
Adam: “I’m sorry babe I can’t pick you up from work anymore, i’m too lazy.”
Lisa: “Cared adam. You don’t ever show you care about me.”
Cared by cheymed April 3, 2019
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Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.
"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."
Cared by Goldilocks4 June 11, 2014

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.
Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

neva cared 

I just listened to neva cared it was gass
neva cared by Zuar June 14, 2023

almost cared 

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared
almost cared by Wxo June 22, 2016

good for you you look happy and heathy not me if you ever cared to ask 

good for you olivia rodrigo lyrics main thing
Olivia- GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEATHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK :)

wish someone cared 

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
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