Catzy 

The name you awkwardly give to that girl you like and end up calling her new iterations of the name every time you see her.

Does this mean I can call you catzy the nazi now?

Catzy by dimissione October 15, 2016

catty_artz 

A communist MAP supporter

Man 1:Hi I’m friends with catty_artz
Man 2:…

catty_artz by You will break, American June 19, 2021

Cathy Newmaning 

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.

Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

Cathy Newmaning by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

Mad Catz 

Any video game controller that isn't a part of that system's brand controllers. If someone owns 4 controllers for a video game system, statistics show that at least one of these controllers is a Mad Catz, because they're much cheaper than the actual brand controllers. All Mad Catz for every generation of controller includes a turbo button, which royally fucks you over if you ever touch it.

NOTE: Despite the company that the "makeshift" controller comes from, it is still referred to as a Mad Catz controller.

John: "Yo, you wanna play some 4 player Hello Kitty Island Adventure with us?"

Xavier: "Ya, as long as I don't have to use the Mad Catz though."

Mad Catz by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 14, 2010

Chatty Cathy 

Any woman (or man) who wont shut up. Sometimes it's interesting, sometimes it's not. Mostly not.

Lady: And then I woke up and put the blah blah .....
Me: *omg such a chatty cathy*

Chatty Cathy by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021