Catyap

When someone carries on a conversation with their cat as if it can understand them and actually gives a damn what they’re saying

I caught my roommate catyapping the other day when she thought she was alone with Tigger

by Ivana Margarita January 21, 2010

Gone catapillar

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.

The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.

With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009

Catapult Over the Fence

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing

she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.

by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016

catfapping

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011