Catyap
When someone carries on a conversation with their cat as if it can understand them and actually gives a damn what they’re saying
Catyap by Ivana Margarita January 21, 2010
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Gone catapillar
A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.
Gone catapillar by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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Catyap • Catnap • catapult • Catapalang • Catapopping • CatLap • catapault • Catapharact • Cataphobic • catapillar
Catapult Turtle
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
Catapult Turtle by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009
Catapult Over the Fence
Catapult Over the Fence by kmfrayed April 16, 2012
Michael Catapano
The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him
Michael Catapano by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019
The Raspberry Catapult
Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.
The Raspberry Catapult by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016
catfapping
When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.
catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011
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