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When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly
Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.
Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning
Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning
by Teo73 November 28, 2021
Get the Castoning mug.the act of of raising your leg on a stool or chair and slapping/rubbing your inner thigh whilst exclaiming 'catton boys'.
Person 1: Hey look at that guy over there! He's got his leg on a stool!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!
by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017
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by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022
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Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018
Get the Catatonic Rat mug.To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004
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