Cantonine 

Cantonine is a pretty ugly person, she's right handed and she has a twin. (Her twin is always better than her and prettier.) Cantonine is probably dating a boy with the name Filip and they have been dating for at least 3,5 year. Cantonine is the most fake person you'll ever meet. She's probably friend with a person with name Segen and Segen is a snake, they both are. And they lie a lot, if you see this and know a Cantonine... Stop being her friend.

Guy one: Is that Cantonine, Filip's boyfriend?

Guy two: Ew, yeah. She's a snake tho.

Cantonine by dontaskidunno August 26, 2020

Cantonine 

Cantonine is probably a twin, right handed and the ugly one of the twins. She probably has a boyfriend with the name Filip, they have been dating for 3,5 year or something. She's a snake, and is probably friend with Segen. (Also a snake, and moves a lot.) Cantonine is not someone to trust, if you see this stop being her friend..

guy one: is that cantonine? She's a snake!
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guy two: I know!

Cantonine by dontaskidunno August 27, 2020

cannonize 

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

cannonize by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

Castoning 

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly

Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning

Castoning by Teo73 November 28, 2021

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Cantonese 

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".

Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)

Cantonese by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010

Cantonese 

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.

Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.

Cantonese by Ezechiel August 16, 2006