CATTON

The art of bullshiting even to your mates.

Dave pulled a Catton on me and said he wasn't in the pub!

by Cattonised February 19, 2020

Catton

A cute cat like Clorox or Brillo

Clorox is so Catton

by BRILLO AND CLOROX May 19, 2025

catton boys

the act of of raising your leg on a stool or chair and slapping/rubbing your inner thigh whilst exclaiming 'catton boys'.

Person 1: Hey look at that guy over there! He's got his leg on a stool!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!

by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017

Brad Catton

1)A sadistic minion master who will stop at nothing to take over the world.
2)An unsocilable kid from school whos conversations include sweets and killing things
3)Crazy kid who lives off sweets

Dude: Hey brad hows it going

Brad Catton: Sweets!

Dude: Wow your weird

Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*

Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets

by kafakjdfkla October 21, 2008

Georgina Catton

a general term for a girl who makes lies up and likes to have sex with tiny maggots.
derived from the word 'slag-a-saurus'
other words associated 'lesbian' 'prick' 'schhhhlaggggg'

'have you heard about georgina catton'
'oh yeh! shes a big old lesbian'

'with a saggy fanny'

by HATER! November 13, 2009

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

Bumbo Cactoni

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...

No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?

by guymanperson September 23, 2017