To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004
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Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.
Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning
Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning
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Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
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Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
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Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
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The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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