Catnese

A derivative of traditional Chinese cuisine in which feline products replace poultry, pork, and/or beef in an often disguised and dishonest manner.

Is this Catnese?! Do I hear Garfield purring on my fork?

Catnese by Nightsaber November 7, 2006

Catesexual 

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

catness 

That wonderful little personality trait of being shy, yet inquisitive, gentle, yet probing. A person like a compassionate cat.

A person who grins at you with earnest mischief.

catness by becky. September 12, 2004

Catness 

Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.

Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!

Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.

Catness by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 10, 2021

Catonese 

The official 'language' of cats.

catonese : Mew meow mew mew mew mowwww mew mow mow mew mow mow

translation

Cats rule, Dogs are a mans best chinese meal.

Catonese by samir z December 19, 2005

cainese 

name of the language of when someone who makes typos doesn't correct their spelling and leaves it up to the reader to decipher what they're saying.

Person one, through text: yohwgivb me a cainese.senren3

Person two: what?

Person 3: she's asking you to give her a cainese sentence, in cainese

cainese by glump September 7, 2020

Catenserpy 

Embracing and celebrating a victory while playing online games, usually while smack-talking the hell out of your opponent.

'Man, those guys tactics are siiiick! They deserve to get their catenserpy on!'

Catenserpy by Polkatron November 7, 2019