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the sexiest and most envied female ever.
"Ah, I'm so jealous of that Chanese."
Chanese by Chanese January 20, 2009
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name of the language of when someone who makes typos doesn't correct their spelling and leaves it up to the reader to decipher what they're saying.
Person one, through text: yohwgivb me a cainese.senren3

Person two: what?

Person 3: she's asking you to give her a cainese sentence, in cainese
cainese by glump September 7, 2020
A derivative of traditional Chinese cuisine in which feline products replace poultry, pork, and/or beef in an often disguised and dishonest manner.
Is this Catnese?! Do I hear Garfield purring on my fork?
Catnese by Nightsaber November 7, 2006
An amazing person who is very handsome and fun to hang around with if you ever meet one become his friend immediately you don’t want to lose him.
Cahlese you so funny.
cahlese by Cahlesep. February 26, 2019
Retard for camera
Aka idiots who dont know how to use T9
Hey dog bring your canese tonight cause some slammin bitches and I want pics.
canese by Granttttt October 4, 2006

carnesewer 

Carnesewer eat all the nasty meats , white, brown, black red from cows , pigs deer , dogs etc
I'm a carnesewer because I eat and get all the worst man can possibly eat pig , chicken, dog , cat,and whatever thrash they feed us with this giant corps.
carnesewer by Juan Carlos Enriquez December 12, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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