A hilrious character from the
popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend
Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack
people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby
Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by
dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah
dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby
Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual,
Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"
Sir Digby
Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"