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Catlen

A wildly outrageous human, they constantly create very creative nicknames for their family members (especially SO’s) by pulling random words out of their ass. Catlen is the type of person that everyone wants to be around, but they never want to be around anyone. They tend to seclude themselves in a dark cool space, when trying to recharge but also hiding from the party upstairs. Catlen will give you the shirt off his back, even if they dislike you as they are just that kind of person. Catlen can be incredibly obnoxious in a caring way which may confuse those around them. Catlen is the best type of person.
“Oh man, we need to invite someone cool to the party
“Dude, get Catlen to come, everyone likes him!”
by queenjadice September 2, 2022
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The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

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by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
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calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules
That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up
by Wickedspic December 9, 2018
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Catleya

saucy, spicy and slightly exotic, one of a kind with a wit and humor that can't be rivaled.

Prone to spectacular outbursts, and reasonably tough, wouldn't want to step over her.
That is such a Catleya comment
Think you're tough like Catleya do you?
by kelliejane February 4, 2010
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calendula

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”
by shell bay April 21, 2021
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Cathlene

A name for a very beautiful girl, a girl which your heart will be very attracted to.
very sweet and loving girl you want to spend all your time with.
friend: Bro go for that girl, she's a cathlene
me:SAY WORD
by norfsideasian March 23, 2020
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caylene

Caylene is a very kind, nice, and beautiful person. She is very strong willed and always gets her way. She is one of the most pretty people that you will ever meet. She is smarter than most people. She is a very athletics and strong. She is good at everything she does. She is just such a good friend and amazes me everyday!
Caylene will one day change the world.
by Your best of bestest friend January 1, 2018
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