Catjew

A person who chooses to be celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah

Jessica: Look how pretty my menorah looks next to my Christmas tree

Matt: Oh Jessica, you're such a catjew.

Catjew by mattyb2024 December 8, 2016

cathew 

A person who is half Catholic half Jewish..Another term would be "Cashews". Yet Cathews sounds better since it's "Catholic" not "Casholics" but who am I to judge?

she's half Catholic half Jewish, a cathew.

cathew by Mutt1313 March 25, 2007

catjaw 

The greatest folk hero to ever live. Catjaw was born with a cat instead of a lower jaw. Poor catjaw. Despite this, he is a folk hero and an inspiration to us all. I love you catjaw.

Catjaw is a great folk hero.

catjaw by Catjaw August 8, 2004

catjen 

cat- catalina, the most perfect human being. with the cutest name ever. no one is like her. be lucky to have that precious human being in your life. she’s perfect. she deserves the world.

jen- jennifer. she’s in love with catalina. she’s her best, with her.

“..catjen forever..” “catjen are soulmates..”

catjen by justhereforthiss April 6, 2021

CaJew 

A jew and candian mix

"Did you see that ham bagel eatin fuckin cajew?"

CaJew by Robert Oaks September 5, 2006

Caijew 

(kI 'jOO) n. A man who wears a kippah atop his bald head that looks strikingly similar to that of the beloved cartoon character, Caillou.

There's an old caijew that goes to my synagogue who could really use some Rogaine.

Caijew by euphguy February 27, 2014

cathjew

Half Catholic and half Jewish, pronouced cashew, like the nut.

Whitman was glad to be a cathjew, eight crazy nights and Christmas brought much joy.

cathjew by TitoPepparSanchez March 18, 2016