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cutarded 

An adjective towards someone usually used as a dis. In stead of usuing the word retarded because unlike cutarded , retarded may offend one and is usually miss used. And by chance that you really are cutarded, be proud of it, show the world simply by getting a "friend" to write the letter C without your permission on your forehead.
For example it can be used in such situations:
"your a loser!"
"yeah well your catarded!"
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"UH! this is so cutarded!"
Or
"Uh! i ran into the wall skipping because someone stopped the skipping rope at fire in the skipping game "somebody nobody...you know your cutarded when..."
cutarded by maddie and coral February 26, 2006
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cutarded 

awww look at her she’s so cutarded 😭
cutarded by banananananm October 10, 2025

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.
The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.
“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”
Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Cuntarded 

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.
How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever
Cuntarded by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019
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