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A kinder alternative to castration frustration., otherwise known as castigating callers hands off when intend cutting off call.
Hey, hands off or I'll castigate you!
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The sergeant castigated the private for stepping out of line.
castigate by vimescarrot December 25, 2007
Put someone down on the spot, to act from developed fury and to ‘dress them down’
I have behaved on my accord in order to castigate them in a public place.
Castigate by Fahst March 15, 2019
verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.
Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!
castigate by PirateK April 1, 2010
To capture and hold someone's attention with one's own charisma or magnetism; attract strongly.
The dancer captivated her audience with her deep eyes and exotic movements.
captivate by world citizen May 16, 2005

Castitute 

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.
IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"
Castitute by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009

Castrate 

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.
I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.
Castrate by Joseph September 18, 2004
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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