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cassinated

when someone gets blundered by the one and only max cassidy, usually after a trick has been played on the person who has been cassinated, max comes out the bushes with a camera crew and shouts a famous catchphrase.
"oh boy i sure cant wait to get back home back to my loving family"
*piano drops from the sky landing on the person*
"youve just been cassinated! boomshakalaka!, another day another slay!, whats up buttercup!, eat my dust!!"
by mrbutterb March 12, 2023
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Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)
YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!
by Biggiely August 10, 2018
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Cabinated Driver

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.
by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009
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caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.
Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"
by Kait no eights July 7, 2011
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Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.
Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008
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ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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Caffinated

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk
by Mike March 12, 2004
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