Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.

Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008

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Cashonaut

A cashed up person who pays to be sent into space to partake in space related activities.

These 'Cashonauts' have paid extreme amounts of cash to be rocketed up in to orbit above the earth, yet they have not been selected through regular means of recruitment as seen with various international nations where potential astronauts go through years of evaluation, testing and vigorous training prior to being especially selected for space missions, these people have paid for the privilege to be once of the few to use private funding to be sent into space.

Cashonaut by Jew-Lee-Ett Nin-Er May 24, 2023

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Castronaut

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.

Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.

Castronaut by golden130 March 29, 2011

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hashtronaut

A hashtronaut is a person who has or has regularly smoked hash/bho/oil etc as well as DMT (dymethyltryptamine).

Manny is a true hashtronaut, he took a one gram dab before he blasted off.

hashtronaut by oilHollywood710 November 4, 2015

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