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Cashonaut 

A cashed up person who pays to be sent into space to partake in space related activities.
These 'Cashonauts' have paid extreme amounts of cash to be rocketed up in to orbit above the earth, yet they have not been selected through regular means of recruitment as seen with various international nations where potential astronauts go through years of evaluation, testing and vigorous training prior to being especially selected for space missions, these people have paid for the privilege to be once of the few to use private funding to be sent into space.
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cashout land 

When you hit a big win in the casino, take it to cashout land!!

Invented by Sir Kim from the planet DING DING!

CashNasty 

TOP OF THE KEY, WET LIKE WATTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is CashNasty and if you watch the videos you know you can't leave him top of key hotspot baby
CashNasty by Flight23White October 4, 2020

Doughboyz Cashout 

An unreal rap group from Detroit,
Doughboyz Cashout is one of the best rap groups I've ever heard.
Doughboyz Cashout by BossMane June 11, 2011

Filthy Cosmonaut 

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!
Filthy Cosmonaut by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

Cashtronaut 

One who insists on becoming rich one day. No matter how.
When I grow up I want to be a Cashtronaut
Cashtronaut by MagicManolo March 13, 2011

cosmonaut 

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me
cosmonaut by Dave September 13, 2004