Lashtronaut 

Turbo bloke/lad who imbibes copious amounts of l'alcool.

You are a lashtronaut.

Lashtronaut by supermassiveturbolad October 10, 2009

Ladstronaut 

A lad that has such a high level of ladness that he is out of this world. A major lad. A lad that outdoes other lads.

"Did you see what Paul did before?"
"Yes omg, what a Ladstronaut"

Ladstronaut by E-Dog H September 6, 2013

Cashtronaut 

One who insists on becoming rich one day. No matter how.

When I grow up I want to be a Cashtronaut

Cashtronaut by MagicManolo March 13, 2011

Lagstronaut 

A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.

Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".

Lagstronaut by hel112570 August 6, 2020

hashtronaut 

A hashtronaut is a person who has or has regularly smoked hash/bho/oil etc as well as DMT (dymethyltryptamine).

Manny is a true hashtronaut, he took a one gram dab before he blasted off.

hashtronaut by oilHollywood710 November 4, 2015

CashTronaut 

One who pays high money for “space” travel

Thank you CashTronaut 4 ur business

Ground Control

CashTronaut by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021