Cashtronaut 

One who insists on becoming rich one day. No matter how.

When I grow up I want to be a Cashtronaut

Cashtronaut by MagicManolo March 13, 2011

CashTronaut 

One who pays high money for “space” travel

Thank you CashTronaut 4 ur business

Ground Control

CashTronaut by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021

Lashtronaut 

Turbo bloke/lad who imbibes copious amounts of l'alcool.

You are a lashtronaut.

Lashtronaut by supermassiveturbolad October 10, 2009

Castronaut 

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.

Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.

Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008

Cashonaut 

A cashed up person who pays to be sent into space to partake in space related activities.

These 'Cashonauts' have paid extreme amounts of cash to be rocketed up in to orbit above the earth, yet they have not been selected through regular means of recruitment as seen with various international nations where potential astronauts go through years of evaluation, testing and vigorous training prior to being especially selected for space missions, these people have paid for the privilege to be once of the few to use private funding to be sent into space.

Cashonaut by Jew-Lee-Ett Nin-Er May 24, 2023

Castronaut 

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.

Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.

Castronaut by golden130 March 29, 2011

hashtronaut 

A hashtronaut is a person who has or has regularly smoked hash/bho/oil etc as well as DMT (dymethyltryptamine).

Manny is a true hashtronaut, he took a one gram dab before he blasted off.

hashtronaut by oilHollywood710 November 4, 2015