Cartma 

In the grocery store parking lot, when you leave your cart unattended. The moral of the story is always return your cart to the cart park.

Somebody's cart rolled into Ethan's car since last time Ethan didn't put his cart away; therefore, that was Ethan's bad cartma.

Cartma by ILikeJordanAlmonds2 December 10, 2018

Catmanified 

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals

Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?

Catmanified by UnknownChadism May 26, 2021

catma 

Catma is the opposite of dogma. Dogmas are absolute beliefs that are supposed to be completely true all the time, Catmas are relativistic meta-beliefs.

The central Discordian catma is: "All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

This is true in some sense. What matters, however, is not whether things are true in some sense, but how far fetched that sense is.

DISCORDIAN CATMAS
Think For Yourself.
Convictions Cause Convicts.
The Conclusion You Jump To May Be Your Own.
The Pun is Mightier then the Sword.
Truth: If its not one thing its another.
Reality: It all depends on how you look at it.
The Enlightened take things Lightly.
No Two Equals are the Same.
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Is the thought of a Unicorn a Real Thought?
Curb Your Dogma.

Discordians don't have dogmas, which are absolute beliefs; we have catmas which are relative meta-beliefs. And the central Discordian catma is- any affirmation is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. And if you repeat this 666 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment -- IN SOME SENSE!

--Robert Anton Wilson

catma by WhiteBear June 13, 2016

Eric Cartman 

Cartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success.

Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.

. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”

2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”

3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”

4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”

5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman

“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies

6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”

7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”

8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”

9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.

10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy

“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman

Eric Cartman by LilManJD May 12, 2016

cartman 

The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.

Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill!

cartman by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005

CarSmartt 

CarSmartt, ( $CRSM) Ride sharing transportation network company similar to Uber& Lyft that provides in-app ride sharing services at a lower rate than a traditional taxi.🚕

My car is in the shop, I’m going to hav a CarSmartt driver take me to work.

CarSmartt by 69Love August 14, 2019

cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.

Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.

cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016