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chartisan 

An individual who has perfected the art of chart building for presentations in Corporate america.
This presentation is key to winning the deal, let's bring in our resident chartisan to make sure we look our Powerpoint best!
chartisan by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006

Carpisan 

The art of being like a Koi Carp yet mildly Human.
Having spent his childhood in the company of the Koi, It was fairly obvious his state of being would be Carpisan.
Carpisan by Hadjisan September 7, 2006

cartisapate 

I was hard for three hours so i ask her to cartisapate me
cartisapate by Contadulater March 9, 2018
A deeply religious democratic, particularly one from the southern states; based on president Jimmy Carter.
Betty's such a Cartian, going to church before her abortion.
Cartian by B.H.S November 9, 2019

cartisadlibs_ 

6'8 NBA Allstar, very similar looking to Kelly Oubre, also runs a meme page
"omg is that instagram user cartisadlibs_??? can i suck your dick please???"
cartisadlibs_ by bigniggaballs33 March 15, 2021

cartisnutbust 

cartisnutbust is a total d rider for sstuniq
but no shame because who isn’t
cartisnutbust only accepts the real fagvamps
if your accepted into the account be thankful
“cartisnutbust?” yeah i’m friends w her and wow sometimes she makes me wanna kms but she’s funny so it’s okay”
cartisnutbust by plutoperkz July 12, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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