Carreras 

A dick head

That dude is such a Carreras

Carreras by Thatboulj-money June 20, 2019

Typical Carreras Bullshit 

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.

Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?

Typical Carreras Bullshit by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013

José Carreras 

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

José Carreras by enroiv August 30, 2019

Carrera GT 

A beautiful car produced by Porsche costing around 400 thousand dollars. Comes with a 5.7 liter V10 605 horsepower engine and produces a sound like no other car out there. This car is the dream convertible to have.

That is a hot Carrera GT, i wish i was i had enough money to buy one.

Carrera GT by brancster May 26, 2006

sally Carrera 

Sally is a Porsche that makes QUACKITY GO VROOM VROOM!!!!! Even though they have about a 30 year age gap quackity still LOVES CARRRRERRRRAAAA!

Quackity: CARRRRERRRRAAAAAAAAAA!
*Everyone else continues playing bedwars not caring about Sally Carrera *

sally Carrera by ME_NOT_FOUND January 15, 2021

kiara carrera 

the prettiest girl in obx! and the funniest

kiara>anyone in outerbanks
she’s literally the prettiest girl ive ever seen🤷🏽 ♀️

person1: who do u think the prettiest girl in outerbabnks is?
person2: kiara

person1: kiara carrera 4L

kiara carrera by cumdownurthroat November 29, 2021

Asia Carrera 

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.

Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.

Asia Carrera by Jake December 2, 2003