Masturbathing

The act of a nice shower becoming a masturbation session

YOU - Dude, get out of the shower, you've been in there for over half an hour!!
ME - Sorry man, I was bathing but then I started masturbathing

by enroiv December 06, 2010

The other guy

Famous opera singer who is neither Pavarotti nor Domingo

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

ELAINE: (Extremely excited) The other guy?!

JERRY: (Nodding) Yeah, the other guy.

by enroiv March 19, 2010

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

by enroiv August 30, 2019