Carpetland 

A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.

"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"

Carpetland by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020

caratland 

caratland is a fanmeet held by SEVENTEEN that consists of various performances and interactive events to engage carats and provide a sentimental experience for both parties. often there will be a mix of both regular performances and special stages such as sub-unit switches and unit songs performed as a full group. the first caratland was held in 2017 and is done so each year. each one centers around different themes and is always uniquely planned. in 2020, the first online-only caratland was held due to the coronavirus pandemic and had gathered fans from around 121 countries.

person 1: i always hear about caratland. what is it?

person 2: caratland is a concert or fanmeet they hold every year! it's a lot of fun for seventeen and carats because we can spend time together and enjoy each others' company.

caratland by booricano November 30, 2020

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Barbara Cartland 

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by Croatalin April 24, 2014

carpetlung 

The thick feeling in your throat and chest resulting from an evening of LSD usage.

Man, that acid is lame, I've got horrible carpetlung...

carpetlung by Los Pepes August 21, 2007

carpetlander 

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

carpetlander by JakeStar August 30, 2005

Carelandia

Carelandia is an island located in Nothern Europe it was formed by two unknown political figures who just won an election during the 2010s. It has a very low population consisting of only 120 people (as of writing)

Despite this However tourists who have visited the island always have positive things to say about it saying that they feel comfortable there and find it a nice place to unwind.

Hey have you visited Carelandia?

That's the island in Nothern Europe right? I haven't but I want to visit soon!

Carelandia by Hiraeth_ March 20, 2021