9 definitions by That Dude That Knows
The most happening guy in any setting, an Alpha Male who manages to still be down to earth at the same time.
by That Dude That Knows August 5, 2022
Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.
I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.
by That Dude That Knows August 22, 2021
A type of sport, in which couples of mostly gay men take turns banging each other from behind while the other casts a lure into a body of water, and the first couple to catch a fish and cum at the same time gets to have their salads tossed by the other pairs of gay anglers. The sensation of simultaneously catching a fish while having a nut busted on one's ass results in a certain unique oneness with nature, or "synergy".
"Max and all his gay friends were going to go to the bar, but he persuaded them to check out synergy fly fishing instead, and now they all spend a lot of time at the river"
"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
by That Dude That Knows August 7, 2021
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
by That Dude That Knows November 20, 2020
The stank ho who begat you, and I am currently banging. A despicable promiscuous woman of extremely low character who lives for having every hole plugged.
I was going to go out and find some chick who is up for anything, you know the type that you would do shit to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then I remembered, Yer ma is coming over! No need to go out!
by That Dude That Knows September 27, 2021
A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.
"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020