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carpetlung by Los Pepes August 21, 2007
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Carpetland
A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.
"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
Carpetland by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020
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Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.
Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.
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