carpetlung 

The thick feeling in your throat and chest resulting from an evening of LSD usage.

Man, that acid is lame, I've got horrible carpetlung...

carpetlung by Los Pepes August 21, 2007

Carpetland 

A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.

"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"

Carpetland by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020

carpetmuncher 

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

carpetmuncher by lauren August 30, 2003

Carpeting the garden 

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

Carpeting the garden by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

carpetmuncher 

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

carpetmuncher by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012

carpeting 

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

carpeting by Saaame June 18, 2017