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carpetlung by Los Pepes August 21, 2007
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Carpetland
A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.
"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"
Carpetland by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020
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carpetmuncher
carpetmuncher by lauren August 30, 2003
Carpeting the garden
What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.
Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Carpeting the garden by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017
carpetmuncher
He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.
carpetmuncher by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007
Tea Carpeting
Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.
My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me
Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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