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Cannoisseur 

A cannabis connoisseur or enthusiast. Someone familiar with a variety cannabis strains, products, consumption methods and cultivation techniques. Someone who uses cannabis responsibly and productively to enhance their life. A cannoisseur counters traditionally negative pothead and stoner stereotypes.
This guy's a legit cannoisseur, you should see his collection of glass, flowers and concentrates - it's unreal.

You dab like a cannoisseur.

Those are some choice nuggets, cannoisseur grade.

That dispensary had a selection worthy of a cannoisseur.
Cannoisseur by Cannoisseur July 11, 2012
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Carnesseur 

A carnesseur is a person who has a great deal of knowledge about fine meats, or an expert judge in matters of taste.
Joel always spoke of his love for steak tartare, he was known as the steakhouses' carnesseur.
Carnesseur by jaggedlines September 15, 2010

Carniseur 

A person who understands the difference between cuts of meat. He knows how to cook each one & really enjoys meat.
For the barbecue, I'm going shopping for meat with Rob; he's choosing the meat because he's a Carniseur.
Carniseur by I. M. Literal September 26, 2019

carnesseur 

a true connoisseur of fish, poultry, and game; one who has ridiculous amounts of knowledge about what kind of meat to buy, how to cut it, and how to cook it
That kid knows everything about how buy, cut, and cook meat. Sometimes, he even kills it himself! He's a real carnesseur.
carnesseur by emily and rose April 22, 2011

cannoisseur 

A person who takes great care in the making and use of an
aluminum can used as a pipe for smoking crack cocaine on
a bed of ashes. Usually a person who will very seldom smoke
through a stem or shooter.
That crackhead makes one hell of a pipe with a coke can. He must be a "cannoisseur".

carnaisseur 

One who prepares and eats fine meat. A meat expert.
The BBQ teams were a loose collection of grillers and carnaisseurs with the goal of winning the honor of the annual state trophy.
carnaisseur by Dougieboy March 16, 2012
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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