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Cannoisseur 

A cannabis connoisseur or enthusiast. Someone familiar with a variety cannabis strains, products, consumption methods and cultivation techniques. Someone who uses cannabis responsibly and productively to enhance their life. A cannoisseur counters traditionally negative pothead and stoner stereotypes.
This guy's a legit cannoisseur, you should see his collection of glass, flowers and concentrates - it's unreal.

You dab like a cannoisseur.

Those are some choice nuggets, cannoisseur grade.

That dispensary had a selection worthy of a cannoisseur.
Cannoisseur by Cannoisseur July 11, 2012
Words you can keep

cannoisseur 

A person who takes great care in the making and use of an
aluminum can used as a pipe for smoking crack cocaine on
a bed of ashes. Usually a person who will very seldom smoke
through a stem or shooter.
That crackhead makes one hell of a pipe with a coke can. He must be a "cannoisseur".

Cannasseur 

Cannasseur is a play on the words connoisseur and cannabis.

A cannasseur is one who enjoys the consumption of cannabis, and studies the many varieties and their differing effects.
"Dude, Chris had some bomb weed the other day, it's crazy

how much he knows about different strains"

"Yeah he's a total Cannasseur!"

Mixology Connoisseur 

a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on the art of making drinks
Author Storm DuBois created the term Mixology Connoisseur referring to being a expert in the art of drink making

Cock connoisseur 

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.

turd connoisseur 

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
turd connoisseur by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Pussy connoisseur 

A person that has seen pussy for days, knows everything and anything about pussy. Simply a expert at pussy.
"Fargo aint't no rookie that boi a pussy connoisseur" Argentina Fargo
Pussy connoisseur by xXPardyM4NXx October 10, 2016
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