Carldene 

Beautiful, caring, intelligent, and loyal and is the devils daughter herself

Carldene is a lovely student

Carldene by Queen caring September 4, 2021

Carlene 

Germanic/Scandinavian for feminine, or womanly.

A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.

Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and an
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the

considerable depths of their character,

under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the

rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,

and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.

Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.

Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray a trust.

Karleen, Karlene, Carlene, Carleen, Kayleen, Germanic, Scandinavian,

Carlene is the biggest mynx alive, soooo damn sexy but also very weird.

Carlene by Jasuckaa February 5, 2010

Carlsened 

Name of a world chess champion notable of crushing his opponents in equal position or endgame.

Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.

This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.

He Carlsened him, meaning he won a game with equal evaluation.

You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.

I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.

Carlsened by FawolizzoChess May 18, 2020

Carlene 

A really nice girl who underestimates herself.She is also quite weird at some times but that's why we all love her.She gets frustrated with her family at times but so does everyone.A pretty girl who deserves more than this.

Carlene: My mum is sooo annoying!

Me: It's ok Carlene. You know you still love her, and she loves you.

Carlene: Your my most favorite wee sister ever!

Me: I'm your only sister.

Carlene: Exactly.

Me: -__-

Carlene by KeNzEhBaBeZ April 9, 2013

Carlene 

Gorgeous Goddess... Carlene's are always successful, fabulous, intelligent, inquisitive with amazing figures!

Don't cross a Carlene she'll rip your balls off... safe

Darnelle

"DAG YO! You peep dat Carlene, gurl make me wanna turn str8..."

Tyrelle

"Fo real gurl, she is mad fierce, I wanna have her babies!!"

Carlene by almostsiamese February 5, 2010

Cardenesque 

Clumsy, shortsighted approach to all aspects of life. Examples of cardenesque behaviour may involved awkwardness in social situations, such as offering strangers small drinks or taking great offence at inanimate objects' presence.

Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.

The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.

Examples of cardenesque conversations

A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"

B: No

--------------

A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."

A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"

Cardenesque by theghostwhoneverlies May 17, 2009

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

Carlene Fleming by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019