Carjello

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Carjello, is a man, with great skill and great looks. he is good at everything and a very good looking man. he is one of the best men you can imagine. *outro music* Elijah Duran likes isabella!

“My Oh My! Carjello lookin might fine this wonderful evening!”

Carjello by deadpoolstarblazer1234 August 6, 2022

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Carjello

Carjello is the best human in earth’s existence he is a smart, sexy, funny, athletic overall amazing human person, he is the only person i look up too and Elijah Duran likes isabella.

“Wow, Carjello is so shway!”

Carjello by deadpoolstarblazer1234 August 5, 2022

Carmellowed

To have one's penis swallowed by a man under 5ft tall.

Yesterday at the bar, I met this midget dude and he totally Carmellowed me.

Carmellowed by Triginali December 17, 2008

Carmello

The guy your woman is fucking while you're at work. Equivalent of "Jody" or "Sancho" but most often used among Guatemalans.

"My wife isn't answering her phone."

"Don't worry - Carmello's taking care of her."

Carmello by Sancho Carmello December 28, 2011

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.

I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

Cardello's Butthole by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007

carmello anthony

A beast NBA player who gets overshadowed by Lebron James and Dwayne Wade. JuHe is a gangsta too. The way he looks and the way he dressed before the dress code. He is also a great shooter dunker and player. He was draft top 5 in 2003 draft to the Denver Nuggers

Carmello Anthony is overshadowed by Lebron and Dwayne

carmello anthony by GozzyWozzy May 17, 2006

carmello

A sexual maneuver in which a you put your hand in a woman's vagina like you're going to dunk and you end up smelling her tits also.

Best attempted when both parties involved are drunk.

Joe: You and Victoria got pretty hammered last night. What were you doing in the bedroom?

Ralph: I pulled the carmello on her. That shit was tight!

carmello by Udy April 27, 2008

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026