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Carjello 

Carjello is the best human in earth’s existence he is a smart, sexy, funny, athletic overall amazing human person, he is the only person i look up too and Elijah Duran likes isabella.
“Wow, Carjello is so shway!”

Carmellowed 

To have one's penis swallowed by a man under 5ft tall.
Yesterday at the bar, I met this midget dude and he totally Carmellowed me.
Carmellowed by Triginali December 17, 2008

Carmello 

The guy your woman is fucking while you're at work. Equivalent of "Jody" or "Sancho" but most often used among Guatemalans.
"My wife isn't answering her phone."

"Don't worry - Carmello's taking care of her."
Carmello by Sancho Carmello December 28, 2011

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.
I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

carmello anthony 

A beast NBA player who gets overshadowed by Lebron James and Dwayne Wade. JuHe is a gangsta too. The way he looks and the way he dressed before the dress code. He is also a great shooter dunker and player. He was draft top 5 in 2003 draft to the Denver Nuggers
Carmello Anthony is overshadowed by Lebron and Dwayne

carmello 

A sexual maneuver in which a you put your hand in a woman's vagina like you're going to dunk and you end up smelling her tits also.

Best attempted when both parties involved are drunk.
Joe: You and Victoria got pretty hammered last night. What were you doing in the bedroom?

Ralph: I pulled the carmello on her. That shit was tight!
carmello by Udy April 27, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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