Carmello 

The guy your woman is fucking while you're at work. Equivalent of "Jody" or "Sancho" but most often used among Guatemalans.

"My wife isn't answering her phone."

"Don't worry - Carmello's taking care of her."

Carmello by Sancho Carmello December 28, 2011

carmello 

A sexual maneuver in which a you put your hand in a woman's vagina like you're going to dunk and you end up smelling her tits also.

Best attempted when both parties involved are drunk.

Joe: You and Victoria got pretty hammered last night. What were you doing in the bedroom?

Ralph: I pulled the carmello on her. That shit was tight!

carmello by Udy April 27, 2008

Carmello 

BFG who only cares about how big a girls waist size is. And he's goin chunky. Call him Moto - Moto cuz he likes em big. This dude is untrustworthy because pussy is his only objective. An actual shit. Can't decide on anything because the gravitational pull off his bitches is too strong. Pussyboi

Guy: Yo carmello can you keep a secret
Carmello: sure my slime
*Doesn't keep secret

Carmello by JJfarbizzle June 6, 2019

carmello 

a sub species of primate listed under the mamalia kingdom. Known for their small craniums and mental capcity however this is well compinsated for their abilty to push and pull large objects. Diet consists of capicole,pastrami,procutto and romano cheese. Generally found near the tundra regions of north east North American sub continent.

mommy, we learned about carmello at school today!

carmello by fimo October 16, 2006

carmello 

a bad bitch that don't take no shit from no person we nice friendly people but don't get us fucking twisted

you are such a carmello

carmello by mello.me December 20, 2020

Carmello 

A young man who is very loyal and freaky. Carmello is used in sentences as a young, brownskin who has nice eyes and a funny personality and also a nice smile. "Carmello" is a very lovable person and is great at all sorts of things

Carmello
Female: I would love me a carmello girl.
Mar🤪:pshhh, I know you would but I got me one already n he bout fine asl.

Carmello by Carmeezium November 20, 2023

carmello anthony 

A beast NBA player who gets overshadowed by Lebron James and Dwayne Wade. JuHe is a gangsta too. The way he looks and the way he dressed before the dress code. He is also a great shooter dunker and player. He was draft top 5 in 2003 draft to the Denver Nuggers

Carmello Anthony is overshadowed by Lebron and Dwayne

carmello anthony by GozzyWozzy May 17, 2006