Carima 

The most caring mom you will ever have
A kind person overall. will stand up to who

ever fights her loved ones. will never let anything get past

Her and her kids.

Carima Is the best

Carima by sdfsdfdskhkjalsd November 18, 2019

carima 

annoying, very stupid, a simp

did u hear? carima is a simp for someone named johnny

carima by dyweeniethehoe June 24, 2020

Eric Cartman 

Cartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success.

Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.

. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”

2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”

3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”

4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”

5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman

“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies

6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”

7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”

8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”

9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.

10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy

“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman

Eric Cartman by LilManJD May 12, 2016

cartman 

The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.

Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill!

cartman by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005

CarSmartt 

CarSmartt, ( $CRSM) Ride sharing transportation network company similar to Uber& Lyft that provides in-app ride sharing services at a lower rate than a traditional taxi.🚕

My car is in the shop, I’m going to hav a CarSmartt driver take me to work.

CarSmartt by 69Love August 14, 2019

Cartman Day 

A 24-hour period in which you indulge yourself in complete gluttony, narcissism and sloth, in the manner of Eric Cartman on Comedy Central's South Park.

Guy1: Did you just pound down that entire box of Krispy Kremes?

Dude: Yep, I'm having a Cartman Day. A nap, then a tub of Ben and Jerrys is next, right after I get you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

Guy2: But... you're already a fatass.

Dude: Screw you guys -- I'm going home!

Cartman Day by CA Central August 4, 2010

Eric Cartman 

someone who is NOT fat and indeed is just big boned, and only child, with a mother who spoils him. he's never caught being nice and made his girlfriend fat.. I mean big boned

Jessica: omg look how fat Eric Cartman isss!
Cartman: (overhears) IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED

Eric Cartman by ur moms hot October 5, 2019