The Carcereri is when you are playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive competitive match and you have to shit really bad. You just can't handle it anymore so you yell into voice chat "GOT TO GO BYE". you then shit yourself in the middle of your chair and run to the washroom and take the meanest shit of your life. So bad that your legs don't function when you are done and fall over into the bathtub.
I Carcereri'd last night
by Topkekedgymeme August 25, 2016
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by @banastas December 17, 2011
Get the carcuterie mug.Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.
Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011
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by CallumFoster April 24, 2020
Get the Careericide mug.The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.
David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.
by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017
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Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."
Careerist: "Hippie."
Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."
Careerist: "Hippie."
by aentreri June 29, 2009
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Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.
Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.
by Xecter June 13, 2019
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