Carcereri 

The Carcereri is when you are playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive competitive match and you have to shit really bad. You just can't handle it anymore so you yell into voice chat "GOT TO GO BYE". you then shit yourself in the middle of your chair and run to the washroom and take the meanest shit of your life. So bad that your legs don't function when you are done and fall over into the bathtub.

I Carcereri'd last night

Carcereri by Topkekedgymeme August 25, 2016

carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.

They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.

carcuterie by @banastas December 17, 2011

Facebook Careerist 

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.

Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

Facebook Careerist by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011

Careericide 

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it

He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.

Careericide by CallumFoster April 24, 2020

Careerior 

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.

David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.

Careerior by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017

Careerist 

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.

Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."

Careerist by aentreri June 29, 2009

Carpercrite 

(noun)
Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.

"He is a carpercrite when dealing with people of opposing views."

Carpercrite by Xecter June 13, 2019