Careerist

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.

Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."

by aentreri June 29, 2009

Careerist

Person who has no life or connections outside of work. Often single and without family, friends, and/or hobbies.

"Almost everyone in my office booked Christmas week off to spend time with family. The only person working is my careerist coworker."

"My careerist manager wants everyone to come in on Saturday. He needs to get a life."

by targthedestroyer December 26, 2024

Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.

Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011

Carterism

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.

Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

by halls freeman April 23, 2007

careyistc

Using large words in place of small ones to make yourself seem smart.

The small child told his friend Klein that his was a narcissist instead of a bastard.

by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

Careers Calendar

The replacement for bad spreadsheets and sub-par software. A place to organise one's events, track them and gain feedback from your students. Saves you time so you can binge Netflix at work or spend more time giving better guidance to your students.

The Careers Calendar helps schools plan their career events and organisations to engage with the right students at the right time.

by notcareerscalendar August 16, 2019