Definitions by CallumFoster

Paycebo 

The object of a placebo that is coerced by the medical industry into being a paid entity.

The doc wants me to buy this expensive paycebo for my conditions.

Paycebo by CallumFoster November 1, 2021

Subplotasaurus 

A subplotasaurus is any film that cant tell one main story, without involving a myriad of distracting subplots that no one cares for, gives nothing to the overarching story, and leads nowhere.

Yeah that last Star-wars film was a real subplotasaurus, and it got fat on eating all those uninteresting MacGuffins.

Subplotasaurus by CallumFoster February 24, 2021

Nalcohol

Nalcohol is basically any non-alcoholic alcohol.

Since, im supposed to be going sober, would you hand me some of that nalcohol.

Nalcohol by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Sloading 

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

Sloading by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Mutehammer 

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

Mutehammer by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Brutine 

A brutine is the brutal routine we can find ourselves stuck to, that takes our energy and lust for life.

The teacher thought about how his best efforts have turned into a joyless brutine, as he grasped the hopelessness of change in any of them.

Brutine by CallumFoster September 8, 2020

Wintimacy 

Wintimacy is the closeness one feels with the season of winter.

Looking at the snowfall from the comfort of a log fire, November brings such wintimacy

Wintimacy by CallumFoster July 15, 2020