CallumFoster's definitions

Careericide

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it

He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.

by CallumFoster April 24, 2020

Bedst

The bedst is a compliment to someone who is very good in bed. They are the bed-best thus; bedst.

My girlfriend may not make as good a cheese sandwich as I, but when in my room, she is the bedst.

by CallumFoster February 18, 2020

Brutine

A brutine is the brutal routine we can find ourselves stuck to, that takes our energy and lust for life.

The teacher thought about how his best efforts have turned into a joyless brutine, as he grasped the hopelessness of change in any of them.

by CallumFoster September 8, 2020

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Panacearian

A panacearian is someone who can cure all ailments and conflicts, usually this person is a well respected leader or community member.

I'm being a panacearian today, I quelled the neighborhood rivalry, made peace with the man, and whipped up a special bowl of hot soup for Clara's cold; writing down the recipe for all her classmates.

by CallumFoster October 8, 2019

Goodguy-badguyism

Goodguy-badguyism is defining complex situations involving many peoples or groups through the scope of; 'These are the good guys' and those are the 'bad guys.'

There is no goodguy-badguyism with you guys, you are all conniving two-faced villains; its just that some of you think you are holier than thou.

by CallumFoster March 25, 2020

Nart

Not art; to say that something someone considers art, isn't or has no artistic value.

I opened the topic up to the students; 'Andy Warhol's Brillo boxes, art or nart?'

by CallumFoster March 6, 2019