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Careerior 

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.
David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.
Careerior by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017
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Superior Careerior 

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.
David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.

Facebook Careerist 

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

Careericide 

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it
He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.
Careericide by CallumFoster April 24, 2020

Careerist 

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.
Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."
Careerist by aentreri June 29, 2009

Cafeterior 

Interior of a cafeteria where kids are hiding during a school shooting
Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up
Cafeterior by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019

Careervious 

The feeling of being envious or jealous of another person's career.
When he found out how cool Kim's job was, Wesley was careervious.
Careervious by designandstuff July 29, 2021