Careerior

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.

David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.

by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017

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Superior Careerior

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.

David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.

by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017

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Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.

Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011

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Careericide

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it

He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.

by CallumFoster April 24, 2020

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Careerist

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.

Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."

by aentreri June 29, 2009

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