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Careerior 

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.
David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.
Careerior by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017
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Superior Careerior 

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.
David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.

Facebook Careerist 

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

Careericide 

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it
He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.
Careericide by CallumFoster April 24, 2020

Careerist 

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.
Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."
Careerist by aentreri June 29, 2009

Cafeterior 

Interior of a cafeteria where kids are hiding during a school shooting
Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up
Cafeterior by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019

Careervious 

The feeling of being envious or jealous of another person's career.
When he found out how cool Kim's job was, Wesley was careervious.
Careervious by designandstuff July 29, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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