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Caremondá 

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.
Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)
Caremondá by La Solitaria January 6, 2011
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Cartmonkey 

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.
He's a cartmonkey at the super store.
Cartmonkey by cartmonkey October 23, 2004
An Amazing Girl who loves to make friends with everyone, usually quiet when you first met her but gets really crazy if she's comfortable being with you.

She's smart, gorgeous, beautiful and all boys will fall for her smile.
Friend1: Hey I met Carmon today!
Friend2: really? Nice they said she's really crazy to be with!
Carmon by Amazingly nice February 7, 2013
Brazilian and Spanish last name. It’s one of the non-common last names in the world. Cherish every Carmona because they’re great!
Omg I want the last name Carmona!
Carmona by srbc October 15, 2017

Ayy Caamon 

First coined by the up and coming artist ‘Slim K,’ the term “ayy caamon” can be used in multiple ways; as a greeting to good friends, as a reaction to a joke or news, or as a gang reference. The latter definition is notoriously used by the great CJ Rawlins.
When anyone sees Watkin Samuel they exclaim, “Ayy Caamon” in delight

Or
When the conversation has died but Kit is around, “Ayy caamon boys”
Ayy Caamon by Kane Zaleeque May 27, 2021
The genetically modified fruit of a Cranberry and a Lemon, if there was one. It is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. Its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a Cramon, such as sunshine, Christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. Although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.
A: I would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!

B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!

A: A Cramon! How brilliant!
Cramon by dessert_tree454 February 4, 2010
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